Alexei Sebastian Cifrese
Stage & Voice Actor
Marketing Coordinator at Noveltease Theatre
Drag Queen
Burlesque Producer
Playwright
Occassional Sleeper
At A Glance
Nakedback: The Burlesque Tribute to Canada's Greatest Band
Hamlet: A Literary Burlesque
To Come or Not to Come?
That is the Question!
The Finale of Noveltease's 2024 Season
Something is sexy in the state of Denmark!
Something is sexy in the state of Denmark!
Latest Audiobook
I Guess We're Heroes
A team of scientists discover intelligent alien life, and start a dangerous race to capitalize on the opportunity. As the decades pass, however, first contact fades from living memory, and is mysteriously absent from any official historical records.
For the next five centuries humanity ventures out to the stars, their various political factions leaving no shortage of problems for an enterprising crew to make a living off of. The mercenaries of Specialized Support Contractors were only looking for small jobs befitting their fledgling company, but soon find themselves forced into the limelight when their employer’s ambitions place an ancient alien weapon in their possession. Digging deeper into the origins of their cargo brings even more heat from vested interests who want the truth of humanity’s first contact with alien life to be kept secret. With entire planets caught in the crosshairs of a looming interstellar war, any choice the mercenaries make could have catastrophic consequences.
A Novel by Graham Fluster
Narrated by Alexei Sebastian Cifrese
A team of scientists discover intelligent alien life, and start a dangerous race to capitalize on the opportunity. As the decades pass, however, first contact fades from living memory, and is mysteriously absent from any official historical records.
For the next five centuries humanity ventures out to the stars, their various political factions leaving no shortage of problems for an enterprising crew to make a living off of. The mercenaries of Specialized Support Contractors were only looking for small jobs befitting their fledgling company, but soon find themselves forced into the limelight when their employer’s ambitions place an ancient alien weapon in their possession. Digging deeper into the origins of their cargo brings even more heat from vested interests who want the truth of humanity’s first contact with alien life to be kept secret. With entire planets caught in the crosshairs of a looming interstellar war, any choice the mercenaries make could have catastrophic consequences.
A Novel by Graham Fluster
Narrated by Alexei Sebastian Cifrese
$12.99
Past Work
Trailer: Vampires of the Neverwood (2021)
When Jonelle Dinklebreeze is forced to return to her hometown of Pipistrellus on a mission to retrieve the mythical Soulstone, she stumbles upon a side quest that turns her whole world upside-down: half the town has gone missing! Kidnapped by those fiendish vampires, no doubt!
Now, under the guidance of the unpredictable Quest Master, she must team up with her estranged librarian sister, gather three party members, save the townspeople, and maybe - just maybe - find the Soulstone before it’s too late!
But surprises lurk at every turn in the Neverwood...
This choose-your-own-disaster style comedy is action-packed with pole dance fighting, dungeon crawling, over 20 different puzzles, sitcom-esque setups bound to trigger your social anxiety, several subplots involving Chicken Marsala and a Lacrosse team, and so much sexual degeneracy, it’ll have you wondering,
“How has YouTube not taken this down yet?”
Follow either the path of Realism, Pessimism, or Optimism, and discover a unique, unforgettable adventure each time you hit Play.
Welcome to the party. Roll for initiative.
Originally produced by Annex Theatre in 2021.
Written by Butch Alice & Anya Knees
When Jonelle Dinklebreeze is forced to return to her hometown of Pipistrellus on a mission to retrieve the mythical Soulstone, she stumbles upon a side quest that turns her whole world upside-down: half the town has gone missing! Kidnapped by those fiendish vampires, no doubt!
Now, under the guidance of the unpredictable Quest Master, she must team up with her estranged librarian sister, gather three party members, save the townspeople, and maybe - just maybe - find the Soulstone before it’s too late!
But surprises lurk at every turn in the Neverwood...
This choose-your-own-disaster style comedy is action-packed with pole dance fighting, dungeon crawling, over 20 different puzzles, sitcom-esque setups bound to trigger your social anxiety, several subplots involving Chicken Marsala and a Lacrosse team, and so much sexual degeneracy, it’ll have you wondering,
“How has YouTube not taken this down yet?”
Follow either the path of Realism, Pessimism, or Optimism, and discover a unique, unforgettable adventure each time you hit Play.
Welcome to the party. Roll for initiative.
Originally produced by Annex Theatre in 2021.
Written by Butch Alice & Anya Knees
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